I love my launchers, I love to play!

I love more and more clicks each day.

I love my DRM, it is the best!

I love security and all the rest.

I love my software and its location, not having physical software is salvation.

I love my ads, they hold my attention, to spend more money is my intention!

I think my launchers are really swell, there’s nothing else I love so well.

I love to spend money on a microtransaction, its price is merely a microfraction

I love my local computer and its remote software;

I hug it often though it won’t care. I love each program and every distant file.

I’d love it more if I could download even more a while.

I’m happy the software is there, not here. I am. I am.

I’m the happiest slave of the launchers, I am.

I love these launchers, I love all the different cliques.

I love sharing personal information, I need my fix.

I love my launchers – I’ll say it again – I even love those friendly men.

Those friendly men who’ve come today,

In clean white coats to take me away!