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[-] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 51 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hotel: Advertises full breakfast

Me:I'm so hungry, its great that I don't have to cook

Breakfast: We have pre-made heat lamp eggs, Bacon and sausage are only served til 7am, the toaster doesn't work at the moment, all the fruit was eaten but you can have all the cereal and shitty hotel muffins you want!

[-] pigup@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Our coffee is set to violent diarrhea, for your enjoyment ๐Ÿ™‚

[-] SomeRandomWords@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 years ago

As someone who almost exclusively eats those shitty muffins: come on, at least they're packaged on their own usually!

[-] Matthew@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

The oddly shriveled sausage ain't too bad.

this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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