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Just fork it and name it something else.
Religions have been doing this for millenia.
I hearby excumicate myself from the religion of c++ to start the far superior religion of c#. All those who remain with that heathonistic static class oriented language shall burn in the pits of compiler hell.
Send in the ASM knights.
Know what else is forked? A snake's tongue. Like the one that made Eve eat the apple. Heresy!
How about SQLeviticus or HolyGraiSQL?
S(i)QL: Spanish Inquisition query language
this is called heresy (until it gets popular enough)
Sire, we've found a witch! May we burn her?