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Tesla Starts Cybertruck Production Two Years Behind Schedule
(www.bloomberg.com)
This is a most excellent place for technology news and articles.
(To the tune of the old "Spider-Man" theme.)
Cybertruck, Cybertruck,
Elon's pervy techno-fuck,
It can hum in your bum
It can make a rich man cum
Go suck! — Go suck a Cybertruck
Cybertruck (hey!) Cybertruck,
Haul a load of Cybertruck,
Smells like poop, Hyperloop,
But it's Elon's special poop
In soup! Eat up for Cybertruck!
In the heat of night
At the scene of a death
"Autopilot was right
When it crushed out your breath!"
Cybertruck, Cybertruck,
Friendly neighborhood Cybertruck,
Are you pissed? Here's the gist:
Cybertruck does not exist.
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