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[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

[Puts on stupid, ugly, expensive sunglasses at night]

🎶 "Reluctantly (chuckled at by teens), at the starting line..." 🎶

[-] 1847953620@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Pointing, and laughing and cringing inside

The green light flashes, the jig is up

Buyers. Remorse. A divorce creeping up.

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

The son chose the mom, and they both moved out,

He stormed off to Hooters, drank til he passed out,

He's now home yelling, and crying, snot lining his face, the light of a Twitter feed in an emp-ty, place...

Cuz he's going to post now, he's going in-cel, he's all alone, ALL ALONE, and he's buying what the nazis sell....

[-] 1847953620@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Because he's racing and pacing and fuming on X

He's fighting and biting and really bad at sex

He's going the distance, he's smoking some weed

His pillow wife (pillow-wife) is all he neeeeds

...

No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulb, no spine

He's haunted by decisions he cannot untwine

Bank-account shaking earthquakes of APRs and remorse

Assail him, impale him with cybertruck force

...

In his mind he's still driving, still dunking on libs

She's hoping in time that her memories will fade

'Cause he's wasting his paycheck on onlyfans whores

He's fighting, promoting, defending Musk of course

[-] JTheDoc@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

*cries behind my Ray-Bans"

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