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Tesla Cybertruck's stiff structure, sharp design raise safety concerns - experts::The angular design of Tesla's Cybertruck has safety experts concerned that the electric pickup truck's stiff stainless-steel exoskeleton could hurt pedestrians and cyclists.

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[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Hey, I know you're disappointed by the lack of Autopilot™, but look on the bright side, every Cybertruck comes standard with our patented Child Buster™ technology to cast those little shits into the depths hell where they belong!"

[-] irotsoma@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

And perfect for running over protesters. And with the weight of this thing, there's little likelihood of those pansies surviving. They don't deserve life if they're going to use it making your drive last 5 minutes longer.

/s

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

we've combined the Orphan Crushing Machine and the Torment Nexus

[-] dukk@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

To be fair, Tesla Autopilot probably already did that.

[-] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 2 points 2 years ago

This sounds like something BeastChild would say in a video.

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