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It's frankly amazing that these two emotions can be reconciled long enough for anyone to find love. (startrek.website)
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[-] teft@startrek.website 49 points 10 months ago

So you just gotta put a different name and picture on your bumble profile and then you can get away with murder scott free right?

[-] otter@lemmy.ca 41 points 10 months ago

If you pass along the profile screenshot, the police could reach out to Bumble for the details. Dating apps have an incentive to boot bad users off their platform, and a murder-y one would be bad for business

[-] ButtCheekOnAStick@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago

Damn, you mean if I murder a girl, I might get kicked off off bumble? It's just not worth it.

[-] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

You could always move to Tinder!

[-] ButtCheekOnAStick@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I've already been kicked off Tinder! Don't ask why.

[-] joel_feila@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

not if the site is thirtyforakilling.com

this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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