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[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 55 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This is funny but I have a slight feeling that it's made up

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 23 points 11 months ago

The one that seems slightly unbelievable to me is the "body count". Unless he didn't know what it's used for now and was trying to play it off as a joke.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

... What is it used for now? I have a guess, but if correct, I've never heard it used that way.

[-] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 14 points 11 months ago

Number of people you've slept with.

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago

Body count is how many different people you've had sex with. Or how many you've murdered, but usually at a get-together it's the first one.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The first one was my guess, but I've sincerely never heard it used that way.

The second one is the way I've heard it used before.

Thank you for the answer.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 11 months ago

Don't worry, the key is to just start counting on your fingers.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I only recently heard about this one. But I'm decently older than 23.

[-] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

I could buy this being a true story. Modern social media contravorcy is getting so ridiculous even I who passively takes part ends up out of the loop on occasion. Just imagine what is happening to someone who doesn't take part in Twitter or tick tock at all.

[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Just imagine what is happening to someone who doesn’t take part in Twitter or tick tock at all.

Shouldn't that be most of us? I don't use those garbage websites or their apps.

[-] YoorWeb@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago
[-] Syrc@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Good find. Searching "my coworker is so unaware" on Google shows a deleted thread on r/casualconversation so who knows.

[-] nymwit@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

Good. You should doubt.

You Really Think Someone Would Do That? Just Go On the Internet and Tell Lies?

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