If you do find one nearby, you can always offer to volunteer some weekly hours. They probably always need some shit-shovelers!
Could you... Keep the shit? Is that allowed?
I mean, free guano. I can use it for my.... Exotic plants....
Considering it's pretty toxic...
I’m sure you could just slip some in the ol’ prison wallet
If you do find one nearby, you can always offer to volunteer some weekly hours. They probably always need some shit-shovelers!
Could you... Keep the shit? Is that allowed?
I mean, free guano. I can use it for my.... Exotic plants....
Considering it's pretty toxic...
I’m sure you could just slip some in the ol’ prison wallet