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[-] prowess2956@kbin.social 118 points 11 months ago

It's such a satisfying victory (that cannot be celebrated or even brought up again)

[-] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 51 points 11 months ago

The only correct way to bring it up, is to hand make your wife a beautiful shoe storage rack.

[-] prowess2956@kbin.social 26 points 11 months ago

This guy husbands

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 19 points 11 months ago

It's just for you and a nice gaze at the horizon. Perhaps with a morning coffee

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 16 points 11 months ago

That's when you give her a knowing gaze and say mmhm... and then walk away and avoid her until she stops wanting to murder you.

this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2023
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