submitted 10 months ago by cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world to c/casualconversation@lemmy.world

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My eyelid has been twitching every 10 mins for the past 3 days. It's getting quite annoying.

Besides punching my eyeball what else could I do?

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[-] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I've cheated death far too many times to go out by something like Eye-Twitch Disease.

I'll die in an exciting and glorious way like an exploding fireball off a cliff.

[-] Davel23@kbin.social 17 points 10 months ago

Eye twitches are a little-known symptom of Explodingfireballoffacliffitis.

[-] Abird1620@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

I've also heard that the symptom is prevalent in those who suffer from Glutiusmaximusinyourbutticusitis

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

That’s the worst

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

You never know. ETD is a common cause of death for desert dwellers with glowing eyes.

You don’t make a living by collecting scrap metal by any chance do you?

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