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[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 69 points 1 year ago

Do you want piss everywhere? Because that's how you end up with piss everywhere.

Yup, I'll gladly piss on the smart lock that controls this bullshit. I almost pissed in a trashcan in high school in front of the whole class when a teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom.

I almost had my penis out before the teacher realized I wasn't bluffing.

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Shoutout to our resident Tim Horton's Shit Flinger.

There will be more of that if this shitty app proliferates.

[-] jarfil@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

New kid's tale: "Horton hears a Shiiii...!"

[-] Hexarei@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Missed the opportunity to go with 'Horton Hears a Poo'

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