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[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 67 points 10 months ago

Quick, somebody teach this man JavaScript.

[-] hemmes@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Actually on second thought, let's just give him a marble notebook and crayons and tell him that's JavaScript.

[-] Kata1yst@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago

A notebook and crayons? I think you'd just get back stick figure-esque drawings of cybertrucks with notes like "bulletproof" and "anti-gas attack".

Just like the poor Tesla design team.

[-] hansl@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Wasn’t PayPal coded in PHP? That might explain a lot of things…

[-] BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 10 months ago

JESUS CHRIST MAN! Is the internet still not broken enough for you!?!?

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