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submitted 2 years ago by ReadyUser31@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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jordan @jordan stratton

In order to get a true representation of each country's athletic skill, the Olympics should randomly select citizens to compete like it's jury duty:

Who's next on the balance beam for the US? Is it Simone Biles? Nope it's 39yo electrician, Dale. Wow he does not look confident

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[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 24 points 2 years ago

Dale will revolutionize the Olympics. New scoring categories will be added for 'attitude', 'pizzazz', and 'puns'.

[-] MimicJar@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Dale has expertise in all, a true champion

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

This will just devolve into an international Red Bull event, and I'm all for it.

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