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submitted 10 months ago by ReadyUser31@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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jordan @jordan stratton

In order to get a true representation of each country's athletic skill, the Olympics should randomly select citizens to compete like it's jury duty:

Who's next on the balance beam for the US? Is it Simone Biles? Nope it's 39yo electrician, Dale. Wow he does not look confident

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[-] atomicorange@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Ultimate Olympics would be a bring-your-own souped-up javelin kind of event.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Like Taskmaster?

Task 1: build the most aesthetically pleasing javelin.

Task 2: throw your javelin the furthest from beyond the rope.

this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2024

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