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Leaving the bidet on "feminine" mode is the female equivalent of leaving the toilet seat up. (m.media-amazon.com)
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My wife does this all the time, and if I don't check before I spritz I get an unexpected ball splash.

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[-] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

There’s a feminine mode? Aren’t assholes all in the same spot?

[-] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 36 points 10 months ago

Assholes are, but that's not what it's for

[-] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Sometimes a spritz to the gooch is just what I need to remember it takes 2 to tango.

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Yes but women have a pee hole between their labia and if you don't rinse that then what even are you doing? I'm not interested in walking around with pee-stained lady parts, thanks.

[-] funkajunk@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Piss-flaps.

They're called piss-flaps.

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Only if there's piss on them. Which there shouldn't be.

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