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[-] kubica@kbin.social 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My personal favorite used to be "Long time no commit"

[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

I call that a checkpoint when I do it. But I do that on my branch that will eventually be squash merged.

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago

I like to go for dark jam poetry, in those commits.

'why is anything? can it be? desolation - oh wait, that variable is mistyped!'

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