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[-] captainjaneway@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Gentleman should be the name of the system. We need exquisite types:

  • int: numeral
  • boolean: veritas
  • char: littera
  • string: verbum
  • double: fractio
  • struct: aedificium
numeral x = 3; // pronounced "noo-mer-al eggs is thadeeEEEE" 
[-] Biscuit@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago
  • array: matrica
  • loop: circulus
  • function: officium
  • thread: filum
  • byte: minima
  • debug: rectificare
[-] Noodlez@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago
  • byte: octoplex
[-] marcos@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

That post was going so well... And then you go and use the equality symbol for assignment like a savage.

[-] Noodlez@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

numeral x 3 est.

[-] jayrhacker@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

In VIM mode, veritas

[-] garrettw87@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

“aedificium” got me

this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2023
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