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Employment for me? 🥺👉👈 (midwest.social)
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[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This is why I go out of my way to ask about hypothetical zombie eventualities at company meetings.

They leave you alone if you do your job but make yourself annoying to interact with.

[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 9 months ago

If I was your boss (which won’t happen don’t worry; I don’t have the ambition to lead which is why I’m apparently so good at it) I would absolutely demand you explain every hypothetical in every conceivable detail before I’d make any sort of judgement.

We would both get fired for not doing any work.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

My new job literally used the zombie apocalypse hypothetical as an ice breaker 🙃

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