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Living forever (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by lawrence@lemmy.world to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
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[-] tubaruco@lemm.ee 87 points 10 months ago

all of the comments are assuming this is how evolution works... and most dont even seem to be sarcastic

do people really think this is how it works or am i going crazy?

[-] fristislurper@feddit.nl 42 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

People really think this. Most peoples knowledge stops at "evolution is when thing become better". And people that do realize don't talk about evolutionary pressure in the gut microbiome in the comic community.

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 38 points 10 months ago

They got their evolution knowledge from digimon. Bacteria turns into dinosaur turns into refrigerator turns into skeleton.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

then it turns into car

[-] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

Yeah, obviously they won't evolve into dinosaurs, they'll evolve into crabs

[-] lapommedeterre@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

try { lifeform.Evolve(); } catch(...) { lifeform.Crab(); }

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If they live forever, they're not evolving. They're mutating.

[-] tubaruco@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

the person lives forever, its the bacteria inside them that evolves

[-] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Mitochondria. They found their niche (every multicellular creature in the world) and won. Very little change since then.

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