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[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I want to see two senators duel with a couple of trout as weapons, whoever gets knocked down first loses.

No shoving, the knockdown must be accomplished with the trout and the trout alone.

Just two grown adults slapping each other with fish.

this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2024
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