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US conducts 'self-defense' strike in Syria (www.voanews.com)
submitted 1 day ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/29000631

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Florida introduces anti-chemtrail bill (www.newsweek.com)
submitted 1 day ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22744169

Florida State Senator Ileana Garcia has introduced legislation to prohibit "weather modification" activities in the state.

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Did Joe Rogan’s Trump interview trigger an alien invasion? Viral theory explained (www.dexerto.com)
submitted 1 day ago by Aatube@kbin.melroy.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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Netizens aren’t taking High’s predictions [of an alien invasion on December 3] seriously

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Village People Singer Denies “Y.M.C.A.” Is a “Gay Anthem” As He Defends Trump’s Use of Song (consequence.net)
submitted 1 day ago by MataVatnik@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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German island to end ritual of spanking women with cow horn (www.dw.com)
submitted 2 days ago by schizoidman@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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Russian disinfo is trying to spark a boycott of Stalker 2 by claiming it's going to draft you into the war in Ukraine somehow (www.pcgamer.com)
submitted 2 days ago by kid2908@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/34148808

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Man who found smooth Mars bar gets £2 compensation (www.bbc.com)
submitted 4 days ago by dantheclamman@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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Man who found smooth Mars bar gets £2 compensation (www.bbc.co.uk)
submitted 5 days ago by SquiffSquiff@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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Berlin Police Brutalize Women on International Day Against Violence Against Women Protest (novaramedia.com)
submitted 5 days ago by blibla@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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great occasion

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Shoppers can be made to feel sorry for single bananas, study finds (www.theguardian.com)
submitted 6 days ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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Montreal shopping mall plays “Baby Shark” on repeat to prevent unhoused people from loittering (montreal.ctvnews.ca)
submitted 6 days ago by xkbx@startrek.website to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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Crypto boss eats banana art he bought for $6.2 million (rfi.my)
submitted 6 days ago by Joker@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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New Zealand navy ship sank off Samoa because autopilot was left on, inquiry finds (www.theguardian.com)
submitted 6 days ago by Lauchs@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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ISPs say their “excellent customer service” is why users don’t switch providers (arstechnica.com)
submitted 6 days ago by StrawberryPigtails@lemmy.sdf.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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Orcas start wearing dead salmon hats again after ditching the trend for 37 years (www.livescience.com)
submitted 6 days ago by dantheclamman@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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Tesla Is Looking to Hire a Team to Remotely Control Its 'Self-Driving' Robotaxis (gizmodo.com)
submitted 1 week ago by schizoidman@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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Elon Musk says too many game studios are owned by giant corporations so his giant corporation is going to start a studio to 'make games great again' (www.pcgamer.com)
submitted 1 week ago by annHowe@lemmy.zip to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/gaming@lemmy.world/t/1484642

Musk says he's going to launch an "AI game studio" at his xAI startup.

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Elusive deer spotted wearing high-vis jacket in Canada: ‘Who is responsible?’ (www.theguardian.com)
submitted 1 week ago by dantheclamman@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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World War 1 Hand Grenade Mistaken For Potato Found In Chinese Chips Factory (allthatsinteresting.com)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by kid2908@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/20538401

Not a potato.

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ISPs say their “excellent customer service” is why users don’t switch providers (arstechnica.com)
submitted 1 week ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22488573

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Saudi Arabia and Russia Block Mention of Fossil Fuel Exit in Climate Resolution (www.nytimes.com)
submitted 1 week ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/15597714

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How we can mine asteroids for space food (www.cambridge.org)
submitted 1 week ago by mox@lemmy.sdf.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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South Korean man convicted for deliberately gaining weight to evade military service (apnews.com)
submitted 1 week ago by schizoidman@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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Kate Nash and Lily Allen on OnlyFans should be a wake-up call for the music industry (www.standard.co.uk)
submitted 1 week ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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Trump's Latest Pick for His Wildly Anti-LGBTQ+ Cabinet is a Gay Billionaire (www.them.us)
submitted 1 week ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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