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“Kenny just began to gasp for air repeatedly and the execution took about 25 minutes total.”

Pretty compassionate way to kill a person.

Once again, the Law in the south is brutal.

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[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 0 points 7 months ago

That message might be more effective if it weren't associated with a weird doomsday cult that most people don't like.

[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I had no idea Albert Einstein was in a doomsday cult. Now. Should I believe a space cowboy on the internet; or one of the most intelligent people to have ever lived?

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca -1 points 7 months ago

Marxists believe in a destiny where there's a complete failure of society. Late-stage capitalism and all that. There will be a great revolution, lots of people will die. Doomsday. It's inevitable. It's destined to happen.

But much like revelations, there will be a judgment day, but instead of Jesus there will a dictatorship of the proletariat. But that will fade away. Like a rapture or something like that. And then we will have heaven on earth, a worker's paradise for all eternity. It has been prophesized by some weirdo with a big beard 200 years ago. It was written, so it shall be!

Soviet Union? That doesn't count! The stars weren't aligned properly and they were doing too much farming and not enough factory work. Well they did have factories, but things happened in the incorrect order. The prophecy from the man with the big beard specified the exact order things would happen in and the Soviet Union didn't follow that order precisely! It doesn't count!

The prophecy of the man with the big beard will happen any day now! We've seen the signs. LATE. STAGE. CAPITALISM. Our destiny is upon us!

Any day now!

Marxism LOL.

[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago

You, sir, have made my day. This is worthy of Reddit Gold.

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