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submitted 10 months ago by stopthatgirl7@kbin.social to c/news@lemmy.world

In audio released Friday evening, senators and representatives from Ohio and Michigan revealed the "endgame" is to ban transgender care "for everyone."

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[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

Oh man, I hope they do! What am I going to do with myself in the meantime? Just knowing that there's a slight chance that someone might remove my penis and replace it with a vagina and then give me boobs... It's too much for me. We must prevent anyone from trying! That way they won't do it to me!

Actually, what about two penises? That's like double macho! Ok let's hope they block male to female and female to male... But male to really macho male, that's gotta stay!

Let's see if the population complains about exceptions such as removal due to cancer and such. Maybe toss the doctors in jail for removing boobs that have cancer? And specifically the law should say boobs because that's more funny. And cruel. We are Republicans! God damn it! In God damn we truss.... well it's a sort of truss, it's a cross ❌ truss!

Yes it's all sarcasm and confusing non language. It makes my brains happy.

[-] jj4211@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Actually, what about two penises?

Why stop at double barrel? I say go full gatling.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

LOL! I wish I had a big penis. But two or more would be awesome. Just hopefully Texas doesn't shut that door down just when science is working on the keys to living longer and DNA enhancements. I mean I don't live in Texas but it must be awful for those who do... So just trying to help. I'll announce my double penis when it comes up.

[-] jj4211@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

when it comes up.

when they come up

Proper grammar and all.

[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Wait was this a thing? Because I fuck as hell am not going to accept them taking away people's right to replace my dick with a vagina and a nice set of tits. I'd be willing to go to war over that!

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

With great power comes great responsibility. You must use your boobies for good.

[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Is there any bad use for boobs, honestly?

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Clearly you are a child, not married and or have not had experience with love. It's all a trap.

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