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[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

stdc is just bloat, i implement the methods and do the syscalls myself if i need them

[-] Darkrai@kbin.social 18 points 9 months ago

C is bloat, thats why everyone should use Asm

[-] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Pff, I prefer good ol' flip switches, like on my trusty Altair.

[-] hackris@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago

Noob. I prefer to use a screwdriver to poke around the CPU and memory lanes

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

I use butterflies

[-] hackris@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago

I swear there is an XKCD for that

[-] dave@feddit.uk 12 points 9 months ago

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