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Fortune Teller (files.catbox.moe)

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[-] snowfalldreamland@lemmy.ml 24 points 10 months ago

Reimplements in C

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

change code so it no longer segfaults

still is UB, has arbitrary code execution vulnerability

everybody dies

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 13 points 10 months ago

But you died faster, that's not to be underestimated

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