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[-] spongebue@lemmy.world 53 points 2 years ago

I call my wife that occasionally, but only when I ask what the word is ("what's the word, little bird?")

[-] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 36 points 2 years ago

Does she respond "how now brown cow?"

[-] FatTony@lemmy.world 57 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm thinking more like: "I want a divorce, charley horse."

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

"Blow it out your ass, you rotting bass."

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago

Imma gonna eat ya, Tony pizza.

[-] FatTony@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 9 points 2 years ago

I'm gonna eat you out, my little trout.

[-] hansl@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

Bird. Bird’s the word. Ah B-B-Bird bird bird. Bird is the word.

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 2 points 2 years ago

Ma ma ma Uma mao mao

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