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Steamer cleaner (lemmy.world)

FESS Fesshole HOLE @fesshole

We had a cappuccino machine, I thought my wife kept cleaning the crispy dried milk off the steamer spout, she thought I was doing it. A year later, after coffee every morning, we found out the cat was licking it off when we were at work.

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[-] jagungal@lemmy.world 225 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

JUST WIPE IT OFF WITH A DAMP CLOTH YOU FUCKING HEATHENS ITS NOT THAT HARD

Edit for context: I am a barista. All you have to do is have a damp cloth on hand when you finish steaming the milk to wipe down the wand. Takes maybe 30sec total, including finding and dampening the cloth before you start.

[-] FluffyPotato@lemm.ee 121 points 1 year ago
[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 41 points 1 year ago

Got to contribute to the rent somehow

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Capitalism for cats, meow?

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 73 points 1 year ago

TEXT HARDER SO THEY CAN READ YOU

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 53 points 1 year ago
[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago
[-] Rekonok@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

I wish the heatens could read

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

He reminds me of her too.

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Naaah. The wife will do it.

this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2024
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