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[-] apis@beehaw.org 8 points 2 years ago

Giant chihuahuas snaffling up us tiny humans.

[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago

They already had the ferocity, now they finally have the size! If all canines were scaled up to the point where cyotes were 25 feet taller than us (humans), then how big are chihuahuas compared to us? Are we snack size? Anyone wanna math and visualize that for me or should I use AI?

[-] apis@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

Snack, but only if they get a bunch of us at once, much like a solitary peanut isn't very satisfying.

For safety, we'd come to live in fortified boxes affixed to their backs, and the distances between each of these chihuahua-mounted citadels would be ever changing as a result.

[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago

Wild take, I like it!

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