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[-] Dra@lemmy.zip 44 points 10 months ago
[-] Ultraviolet@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Cops are trained to say that before shooting as a psychological trick to manipulate witnesses. Your brain doesn't perfectly record the order of events in a situation like that, so to make sense of things you're likely to misremember one or more of the gunshots being before the "I'm hit" rather than correctly remember that the cop shot first.

[-] Pantsofmagic@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

"It's coming right for us!" -South Park hunting episode

[-] stoly@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Because he's a hysterical fucking moron who believes himself to be some for of hero warrior.

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

He probably got it from South Park with the "its coming this way" defense for hunting out of season

[-] Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

This is Chewbacca, Chewbacca is a wookie...

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

but is a wookie a bear ?

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

First rule of the Chewbaca defense: you don't elaborate upon invocation of the Chewbaca defense

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

THE ACORNS ARE COMIN' RIGHT FER US!

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Reading the article is hard.

... felt a “tingliness” all along the side of his body. He then said his “legs just give out” and he fell to the ground, assuming that he had been seriously injured by something.

[-] Dra@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

My bad, just watched the vid on another thread and was asking here

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Officer and ACORN are a dangerous aural combination to some folks

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