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Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida (www.theguardian.com)
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[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Is cocaine a hallucinogen now?

[-] ndguardian@lemmy.studio 2 points 1 year ago

Theoretically it could be for sharks, given their brains are significantly different from ours. I’d find it doubtful though. Only way we could find out for sure is testing.

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Only way we could find out for sure is testing.

Rather you than me. Sharks are scary enough without cocaine.

[-] ndguardian@lemmy.studio 2 points 1 year ago

Challenge accepted. Now I just need sharks. And cocaine.

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Scratch that, just the cocaine.

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