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[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 115 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My sister and I were eating at a popular bagel place (buy at front, find your own table). Finishing up, one of us stood up to put on a jacket, woman from a table at the side immediately comes over and sits down, staking the 'better' table. No hello, no may I take your seat, just a Karen sit n grab.

[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 95 points 2 years ago

That's when you sit in her lap and say oh I didn't see you, I was just chilly and put on my coat - I'll be here for a few more hours

[-] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Ah, you’ve met my ex. She’s horrible at this, hovering or whatnot. I on the other had walk up, hey folks I’d really like to grab your seats after you’re done and just didn’t want to hover. Almost always get it.

[-] z00s@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

100% would give you my seat for asking politely rather than sniping

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