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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

If I can't do it as a Bash one-liner, I'm using Python

[-] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

subprocess.Popen(["bash one-liner"], stdout=PIPE, stderr-PIPE, text=True)

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

["bash", "one-liner"]

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I use perl, but everyone hates me and would rather rewrite my little scripts in python than bother changing a single line

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

You're right, everyone hates you.

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

😔

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

The good news is that you can stop using Perl at any time.

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

For quick data parsing you'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands im afraid

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

That could be arranged. I could bash you over the head with a python.

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

It's a kind offer, but my head is far too hard

[-] Shareni@programming.dev 0 points 9 months ago

Grug use go because it easier, faster, and compiles to share with friends of Grug

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