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What’s in a name?
(lemmy.world)
Welcome to Programmer Humor!
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What about Alice, Bob, and Eve?
They're currently shaking hands and too busy to let us borrow their names
Even if they weren't you wouldn't be able to contact them directly, nowadays they have s man in the middle who handles their communications. badum tss
You'll have to settle for naming your child after one of their public keys, but then your child will only be able to talk to them.