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Developer stages of grief
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If you are adding guardrails to production... It's the same story.
Boss should purchase enough equipment to have a staging environment. Don't touch prod, redeploy everything on a secondary, with the new guardrails, read only export from prod, and cutover services to the secondary when complete.
Sorry, not in budget for this year. Do it in prod and write up the cap-ex proposal for next year.
Yeah right? Offset via the cortisol of developers