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Yeah, nope, checks out. If eating pussy estrogenises the male body,... nope, we can't have that. The logical solution is to instead suck as much dick as possible to testosteronise the body as much as possible in order to strengthen your hetero biochemistry.
Sometimes oral ingestion isn't enough. Testosterone in semen, delivered rectally, can be rapidly absorbed into the colon for fast-acting effects.
BRB need to man up, calling up the fellas to give me a test butt-injection stat
Works for vodka, must work for manliness too
Fun fact: the opposite of estrogenize is in fact to androgenize. No relation to androgynize with a Y, they're just one letter apart and for many speakers 100% homophonic, but they're very different in meaning, if we're talking about men's sex hormone intake.
Isn't there an african tribe that really believes this?
Edit: they are from papua https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simbari_people
This is not good.
Male rites of passage
Maku: This is the first rite of passage for the boys. They are separated from their mothers at this stage and participate in bloodletting (where long sticks are inserted up their nostrils to make them bleed), therefore ridding themselves of their mothers' presence in them. The Simbari people do not believe that males are born with semen and so, during Maku, the boys participate in fellatio. They are also required to undergo a strict diet during this time period, which is from age 7–10.
Imbutu: This stage is filled with camaraderie, male bonding, and rewards for making it through the first set of Rites.
Ipmangwi: During this stage, the boys begin to go through puberty, and they no longer need to participate in fellatio. They also learn gender roles, and how to have intercourse. Once they have learned this, they look for a wife and marry during this stage. It lasts for three years as well, during the ages 13–16.
Nupusha: During this stage, the males get married and have intercourse. This stage happens only after the others have been completed, and they must be at least 16 years old.
Taiketnyi: The males undergo bloodletting again during this stage, as their wives have their first menstrual cycle as married women.
Moondung: This stage is when the women give birth to their first child. This is the final step, and signifies completion of the Rites of passage. They can now be considered full-grown, respectable men.
Did I get that right: they have little boys suck them off and drink their cum, because that is the only way for the boys to have cum themselves.
Moondung could be a good band name
Wow. Reading that was...quite a doozy.
And is better than or.
Nothing straighter than two dudes just bro'ing out together. Not a lady in sight, just two guys doin guy things.