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Last year someone gave me a pair of Sennheiser headphones—dead ass gave them to me. I was ballin’. I got to be a homeless person with an iPhone 12 and a pair of Sennheisers. And then my idiot friend set off a series of unfortunate events that resulted in the loss of my headphones, along with everything else I owned at the time.

So last month when this very sweet devout Christian saw a comment of mine about being a homeless drug addict, and sent me $300. I bought a new pair of Sennheisers on Mercari. I’m pretty sure it was the same model even.

I finally got around to checking my mail and—the headphones are fucked off. They won’t pair or fucking anything.

I had to fight the screaming urge to slam them on the ground.

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[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Trees give fruits so they can nut in your mouth. Or reproduce wherever you take your next dump.

[-] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

You're technically correct, but it doesn't mean these words aren't upsetting me on a core level.

But yes, they give that they may live (by means of nutting in your mouth).

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