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Full Stack Programmer Doing Frontend (programming.dev)

submitted 11 months ago by LinearArray@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 36 points 11 months ago

Actually the front end stuff is more like "we need to make the 'sign in' button bigger. No one can click it because it's tiny, and it's in German."

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I spent years as a mobile developer and the thing that always drove me the most nuts was being handed a software design with lots of tiny buttons that were nearly impossible to tap with a finger. I generally implemented the UI by increasing the size of the tappable regions (without increasing the apparent size of the buttons) making it actually usable, but one time the designer discovered that I was doing this and went apeshit and convinced the project manager to order me to undo all this and make the tappable regions the same size as the buttons. The grounds for this was that implementing the larger tappable regions would take too much extra time - despite the fact that this had already been done and it took additional time to undo it.

[-] kurwa@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

So wait you actually had to undo it all? What kind of designer would make mobile buttons small?

[-] sheogorath@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I usually just do what they requested and when they come to complain I just tell them "well, you're the one who requested this" and pull up receipts. My DM to myself on Slack is filled with screenshots and links to confirmations for bullshit requests that the product team made.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

My DM to myself on Slack is filled with screenshots and links to confirmations for bullshit requests that the product team made.

How good does it feel when you pull out those screenshots to say, 'no u'?

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

What kind of designer would make mobile buttons small?

Have you ever used a mobile app? Every commercial mobile app I've ever used has tons of tiny fucking buttons.

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Someone who has tiny fingers

[-] docAvid@midwest.social 3 points 11 months ago

Fucking apeshit craze-balls, makes sense, business as usual.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 15 points 11 months ago

Marketing want us to add more typos to make the site feel more “friendly”.

[-] veroxii@aussie.zone 9 points 11 months ago

As a SaaS founder I'm now wondering if this actually works. Will have to talk to the front-end devs on Monday.

[-] OKRainbowKid@feddit.de 1 points 11 months ago

Please don't

[-] Cwilliams@beehaw.org 1 points 11 months ago

Plese donot

[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 11 months ago

Isn’t our main audience German? If you wanted non German stuff you shoulda asked for regional translations. Not only is that a change request, but you’re gonna be pushing the release window by months.