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Why so sad?
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If dogs go to heaven, then what do they eat there?
Cats. Cats are evil and go to hell. Their hell is to be food for heaven's carnivores.
Who hurt you?
Most likely a cat
Cats are notorious dicks. Why act surprised? ๐
Meanwhile I've owned dozens of cats and no dogs and have more scars from dogs than cats
I bet if the cats weighed 90 lbs that'd be a different ratio but the lack of opportunity is still a point in their favor.
No housecat is going to maul a child if they jump your fence either.
Those claws can hurt you man, they're sharp as hell, but they choose not to use them