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[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

You don't have to admit anything, you incestuous turnip of flatulence. Your exhales are responsible for 99% of the world's cases of leprosy.

(But I love you)

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 18 points 11 months ago

Have to admit, i love you too

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Let's get married, you daft splinter digging in a taint!

[-] strawberry@kbin.run 9 points 11 months ago

have to admit, incestuous turnip is not something I'd ever thought I'd read

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

You should have more realistic expectations when browsing social media, you ever-moistening boil upon the sluttiest troll's ass.

[-] strawberry@kbin.run 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Did you know that strawberries are the only fruit with seeds on the outside? Of course, in your case instead of seeds it is the non-divergent familial offspring of eye crust and smegma.

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

Why the parentheses? Doesn't the above just mean the same thing in Irish?

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

You're absolutely right, you septic bonfire!

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