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Solutions? Where we're going, we don't need solutions. (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by renzev@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven't written a single line of code in half of these languages

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[-] bleistift2@feddit.de 33 points 8 months ago

More like

Problem → new ProblemSolverFactory().createProblemSolver().solveProblem();

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 18 points 8 months ago

Exactly. And configured by 5000 lines of brittle XML.

[-] renzev@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

XML is great because while most config formats compromise on either being human-readable or machine-readable, XML solves this problem by being utterly incomprehensible to man and machine alike 😍

[-] Faresh@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

Is xml really that unreadable for machines? I enjoy xml as a format, because I can generally just convert it to an s-expression and easily manipulate it as a tree.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

But you repeat yourself.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 months ago

Needs more Beans and AbstractFactoryFactory

[-] mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 8 months ago

No internal logging framework/facade used!

[-] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

And then it throws a NullPointerException.

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