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Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven't written a single line of code in half of these languages

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[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's ironic that the illustration for JavaScript is probably the most realistic and best solution IRL. In the sense that a lot of what problem solving is (which is a big part of software engineer) is breaking a big problem into smaller problems. And you continue doing this until each problem is solvable in a short period of time.

JavaScript sucks though as a language.

[-] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

I thought it was a jab at all the NPM packages

[-] MashedTech@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Each npm package import will be future maintenance hell.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

None of us is as dumb as all of us.

[-] renzev@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

You're completely correct. But what I meant by that graphic is "poor solutions leading to more problems", not "breaking down problems into smaller ones". It was inspired by a cube drone comic that made the same complaint, but I can't find that particular comic now

Typescript is amazing though.

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I guess I have to defend this one. I personally think Typescript is the better language compared to typed Python or Ruby (two comparable languages based on how they are all used). Modern Javascript actually have a lot of nice language features, the only issue is the lack of types. Typescript doesn't entirely solve the problem but it's a decent attempt at it. A good typescript repo is decently readable, testable and performant enough for most use cases.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Typescript is wasted on JS. Currently getting a JS certification while porting an action script 3 project to JS, ActionScript 3 was the better language.

I dunno we run and service serval large application running with React TS as the client with C# Entity Framework for the Server with SQL and wrapped up nicely in GraphQL.

[-] flashgnash@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

JavaScript is a great language until you ask it to do more than toggle a div or send a request to the server

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