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submitted 7 months ago by renzev@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven't written a single line of code in half of these languages

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[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 51 points 7 months ago

The line between problem and solution for C should be 30 miles long.

[-] kevincox@lemmy.ml 29 points 7 months ago

...with 19 bugs 9 of which are exploitable.

[-] witty_username@feddit.nl 19 points 7 months ago

And one bug that one person found once but is not reproducible

[-] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 18 points 7 months ago

So the developers claim, but the users still encounter it, and the bug report stays open for 22 years ... possibly more.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Why must you hurt me this way.

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

It lacks a lot of malloc() 🤣

[-] owsei@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

and not enough frees

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