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[-] Betch@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

See the problem here is that you'd have a girlfriend that isn't dependant on you, that has interests, hobbies, and a voice. Nobody wants that.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago

idk man, someone being dependent on me sounds pretty stressful, i think im good.

[-] dumpsterlid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

If I want something to get me off that is totally dependent on me and doesn’t have a free mind of its own I already have two of those they are called my hands and they work fabulous for that purpose.

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