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[-] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 140 points 8 months ago

Dude, just go home and have a wank like a normal weirdo.

[-] DannyMac@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

He most likely does and posting to social media is his way to pay penance and make himself feel superior to his peers.

[-] interrobang@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 8 months ago

He's gotta make sure you know the real villain!

It's not his wandering eyes, it's the immodest harlots not following rules.

I feel like I read something about plucking out wandering eyes... Hmm must be from some obscure atheist text.

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

Well that’s their mental back handspring with a twist they do: wandering eyes are sinful, and they are good Christians, they don’t want their eyes to wander because, again, they’re “good Christians.” So if they don’t want their eyes to wander, and god doesn’t want their eyes to wander, it’s the filthy harlots in their “immodest dress” that are the problem.

Not the religion that has brainwashed them into thinking human sexuality is perverse and made them have full on diarrhea mouth.

[-] Pan_Ziemniak@midwest.social 3 points 8 months ago

Per the usual, punish the sex thats simply daring to go out on public not wearing a burka. Its their fault this good man nearly,

checks notes

wanked.

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[-] cathyk@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

[-] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 2 points 8 months ago

Yeah and god is abso-fucking-lutely beyond furious with me.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago

Or just jerk off before you go to the gym

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