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[-] toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl 6 points 1 year ago
[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 14 points 1 year ago

When two dwarfs love each other very much they will find a piece of earth together. It can be rock, dirt, mud, metal, or even gemstone. The two of them then shape a new baby dwarf out of the earthen materials. They both say a short blessing and imprint a portion of their personalities into the child.

[-] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

That's not too far from the Tolkien lore really

[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Hardcore rawdog bareback fucking is part of first base. They just take the "life" part of "sex life" seriously.

[-] BeegYoshi@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

they just pop out of holes in the ground

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah they do. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2023
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