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[-] HairHeel@programming.dev 58 points 1 year ago

Installs antivirus on servers that wrecks application performance
installs content filtering proxy that prevents developers from reading “hacking materials” like OWASP documentation
won’t let developers install anything on their own machines without filing a ticket and waiting 6 weeks
pushes unannounced antivirus updates that pop up OS security dialogs like “Netscan Antivirus would like to monitor all network traffic. Enter your password to approve”, and is surprised when users don’t enter their passwords.

Your corporate IT guy

[-] kd45@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

We might work at the same company lmao. My laptop is borderline unusable due to all the monitoring garbage despite having really fast hardware

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