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Gamedev is Easy (programming.dev)
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var game = new Game()
  .EnableMultiplayer()
  .EnableSpatialAudio()
  .SetPerformance(Game.Performance.HIGH)
  .ForEachBug(Bug::AutoFix)
  .GetWishlists(7000);

game.Release();
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[-] kamen@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

Yep, easy as that, just that each method takes months.

[-] ryehypernova@lemmy.ml 12 points 7 months ago

or years in some cases

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 7 months ago

How are you implementing bug catching and autofixing in a couple of months

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Yeah, that part is a bit iffy, but managers and product owners will believe it.

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