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The snake (of the trouser variety) tempts Eve with the forbidden fruit (hanky panky) that she shares with Adam. The consequence of which is painful childbirth.

They're even specifically stated to be naked for this situation.

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 10 months ago

(as most people would, but regular animals wouldn’t)

Yeah, but it's religion that makes people ashamed. Don't get me wrong. I'd prefer not to see your asshole. But other than that, it's probably learned shame more than anything.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 points 10 months ago

Don't be such a prude! #FreeTheAnus #BungHoleTanning #BreezeOnYouButthole

[-] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 10 months ago

Yes! Jesus, I've been trying to get your attention for months on here! Finally you notice!

Now pet my belly exactly 3 times so I can bite you.

[-] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

SCOOTALOO GET OFF THE INTERNET IT IS BAD FOR YOU

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 10 months ago

Dramatically runs from the room

this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2024
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